Today it was Decreed

The Rules Have Been Decreed! Rule 1: There is One Decree a Day Rule 2: All Decrees are Final Rule 3: All Decrees are to be Obeyed

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Shoddy Sequels

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Today it was decreed that no one, especially the Walt Disney Company, should ever make sequels to movies when the first one was amazing. Ex...
Thursday, December 18, 2008

Mad Men

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Today it was decreed that no one is allowed to be the least bit shocked that the TV show Mad Men is a critical hit and that, regardless of t...
Sunday, December 14, 2008

An Apple a Day

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Earlier this semester I stumbled upon a little-understood scientific which is essentially an experiment in the additive or multiplicitive pr...
Thursday, December 11, 2008

Crime Shows

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The following are rules that all crimes shows follow conciously or unconciously. * CSI Miami and CSI NY do not warrant discussion because of...
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Things You Put In Your Mouth

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Today it was decreed: the shape of a food item is of equal importance as the food item itself, or its quality. When considered at great leng...
Sunday, December 7, 2008

Om Nom Nom!

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Today it was decreed that the onomotopoeia "nom," commonly applied to the eating or chewing of various things (for example, saying...
Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Hot vs. Cute

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Today it was decreed that it is far easier for a cute girl to be hot than for a hot girl to be cute. This truth is self evident and no defen...
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