Om Nom Nom!

Today it was decreed that the onomotopoeia "nom," commonly applied to the eating or chewing of various things (for example, saying "nom nom" or "om nom nom" as one pretends to gnaw on his neighbor's shoulder) can now be applied to other grammatical forms, such as verbs ("I'm going home to nom some hot pockets.") and adjectives to describe the edibility of an object (a.k.a "nomable", "om-nom-able", "om-nom-nom-able" or any other such variant of n "nom" or n "om".)

For example, "That apple looks nomable," would convey that the apple being referred to appears to be quite delicious. One could further emphasize how delicious the apple appears by adding subsequent "om"'s and "nom"'s to the beginning of the word and to the end of his sentence, i.e, "That apple looks nom-nom-nomable. Om nom nom!" Even further nomability can be expressed by fondling the nomable object close to the face, gently chewing it with the teeth and gums, and proclaiming "om nom nom" aloud in the usual manner.

Actually eating the nomable object is not necessary, as om-nomability does not always imply edibility and is purely used for subjective observation.

Thus, a nom-nomable object may not necessarily be a food.

For example, om-nomability may also be used to describe attractiveness. The variations of "om" and "nom" can effectively replace most adjectives used to describe desirability, such as: hot, fine, attractive, savory, busty, voluptuous, etcetera. "She's om-nom-nomable." is an acceptable replacement for such phrases like "She's hot." or "That is one fine momma." Simply stating "Om nom" aloud while gesturing toward a particularly attractive specimen can successfully communicate an equivalent to "I'd tap that." Alternatively, "I'd nom that" is also acceptable.

Hopefully this decree will help you communicate the desires you formerly were not able to convey satisfactorily.

Excuse me whilst I nom on some om-nomably nomable honey wheat pretzels. Om nom nom!
-Andrew